at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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