haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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