I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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