Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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