Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i think im in europe. pls send help
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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