your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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