if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I accidentally burped into my bong.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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