I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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