Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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