They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have already put on my inside pants.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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