It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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