Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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