he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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