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There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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