i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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