Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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