I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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