Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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