Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just blew my weed a kiss
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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