Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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