Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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