Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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