Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I know her cup size but not her name....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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