You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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