Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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