there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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