Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
