We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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