Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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