i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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