ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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