scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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