Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize