So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick