Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

guys are only as good as the porn they watch

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(530): View more from California

Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(845): View more from New York

"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.

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(231): View more from Michigan

A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.

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(813): View more from Florida

Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick

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