i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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