Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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