Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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