hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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