How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
