After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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