Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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