If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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