Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We left the knife in your bed.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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