He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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