The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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