dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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