real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
zippers are such a cool invention
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
