After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
