Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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