Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
