Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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