His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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