We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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