Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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