she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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