He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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