I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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