When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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