Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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