Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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